June 15, 2010

I Miss My Baby

If anyone out there has seen a 16 lbs, 27 inches tall, blue eyed boy that only wakes up once during the night could you please send him back home? I fear he has gotten lost and doesn't know how to get back to us.

Don't be fooled at first glance if you think you see him, this baby is a very slick, sly and crafty boy. He has even left a decoy baby in his crib thinking his mamas wouldn't notice that he was gone. Unfortunately, said decoy baby is waking up every hour almost on the hour every night so his mamas have quickly wised up that their baby is missing.

He may fight you when you reason with him to return home, at 4 months old I'm sure he thinks he's old enough to make his own rules, get up when he wants, eat when he wants but he is mistaken. Please tell him that although we do very much love the precious decoy he has left for us we want our baby back and are willing to negotiate.

Although rarely seen of late please keep a look out for the baby boy seen below.


N said...

Oof, the 4 month sleep regression.

I've been finding 4 months old to be SO hard. I'm really hoping that come friday (5 months), a switch is flipped.

Hey, a mom can dream, right?

anofferingoflove said...

sleep...i seem to remember that concept from long ago! hope your nights get back on a routine asap!
adorable pic!!!

CJ said...

Oh boy.....aren't the ups and downs annoying at times!!

Next in Line said...

Hmmm we had the same problem. She did make it back but I am still tired!

Lisa said...

Cute post. Goodness, my Preston weighs almost as much as your Jackson.

Two Moms, Two Monkeys said...

Too funny! I think we've all been there. We were there last night and our boys are ONE! It will pass soon enough, and then come back and then pass again... Oh the fun of motherhood!

Anonymous said...

Great post. I hope he returns to you soon.

Anonymous said...

i'll keep my eyes open ans send him your way if i see him.

here's hoping your sleepy boy finds his way back soon.

Gayby Rabies said...

How could a cute boy like that pull such a sneaky trick?! I hope he comes to his senses soon and remembers how great sleep is.