July 1, 2009

Muffin Top

I was just told that I look like I've lost weight. I accepted the compliment and will enjoy my little secret that the reason I look skinnier is that my pants are unbuttoned so my muffin top doesn't have anything to spill over.


Susan said...

Woohoo for unbuttoned pants! :)

Meredith said...


Anonymous said...

You're funny! Just wait until you get into the maternity pants...SO comfortable. :)

Anonymous said...

yay for unbuttoned pants! and i ditto the pp'er, maternity pants, with their stretch waist bands, are SO comfortable! i dont think i'll ever go back! ;)

Nic said...

Got to love a muffin top! I am trying to get rid of mine at the moment. Will try the undone buttom look!

Claudia said...

goofy ass! haha. you've probably heard of the bella band...that's the next stage after the "unbuttoning of the pants". Let me know if you're going to get one. There's a consignment shop downn the street from me and I just sold them my bella band and you can get it for cheaper than buying new...unless that grosses you out, of course. Consignment shops rock! gotta run...craving a choco chip muffin now :P See you soon!

Lisa said...

Let loose chicky!!! I got your msg. I will email you within a few days. I want to take pics of the patterns so you can select which ones you want me to photocopy and mail to you.

Gayby Rabies said...

Hey, as long as people think you LOOK like you've lost weight, that's all that counts. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before the same people think you're on some crazy yo-yo diet because you're developing a bit of a belly!

Anonymous said...

You with a muffin top...I don't think so. I know it's been rough and you have a few more months of it....but just remember the outcome. Love you, Aunt DD

Dani Magestro said...

that is hilarious!

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